Oh!! You thought this was going to be an article full of excuses of why I haven’t posted in a such a long time?? I’m so sorry disappoint you but this isn’t about me, it’s about you.

Hunny sit down, we need to talk, or maybe you should just listen.

If you’re not always working then you’re not a hard worker. Which means that you’re lazy and you’re a slacker. If you are not busy with anything in your life right now then girl/boy/anybody in between, you don’t have a life.

Successful people are always busy. They’re always working on something. They sleep six hours a day, they don’t watch TV, they don’t have cellphones or any other electronic devices and they eat only once a day to save time.

I know exactly what you’re thinking (because I’m psychic), you’re thinking :

“Oh my gosh Avuma!! How are you so smart? How do you know all of this?” (Read this in a really annoying voice).

Well, the truth is I’m one of those successful individuals. (Don’t ask me where I’m writing this if I don’t have a cellphone or any other electronic device).

The truth is I’m always working, always. I never sit down and take a moment to breathe. I’m always on the go. That right there, makes me successful.

I know that I usually take five more hours to complete a task than the average person but hey, I’m always working and that is what counts. I know that I’ll probably be working all day, I mean all day but complete nada by the end of the day but again I’m always working.

I don’t really have a strategy whatsoever for the day and I’m not really “productive” and I don’t use my time wisely but I’m standing here, actually I’m sitting here today to remind you that I’m better than you. I’m better than you because I’m always working.

*********Friendly reminder to** *********fix your posture*******

People also agree that I’m better than you literally because I’m always working. They tell you to be more like me. They make you feel bad for not always working. They always tell me that I’m a hard worker although I never actually get anything done.

You may have a schedule for your day, you may work on the things that actually matter, you may accomplish a lot more than me but I’m still better than you and people agree with me.

The most important thing is, you don’t work all the time and I do so that makes me better than you.

Thank you guys for reading till the end and if you’re going to take anything from this article remember this, I’m better than you because I’m always working.

And do me a favour, stop spreading the “work smart not hard” bullsh*t.