This is going to change your life for the WORST!!!

I know how bad you want to destroy your life. Lucky for you I’m also on the same journey. We can do this together. We can walk together on this path while keeping the social distance because of well, you know what.

1. Procrastinate :

This is a very effective way to ruin your life. Procrastinate, put everything off till the last minute. This will give you a lot of anxiety, make you feel overwhelmed and stressed. I mean who doesn’t want to feel all those feelings?? You might be tempted to start the thing the day before it’s due but don’t. Resist the temptation to start early. Start the project not earlier that an hour before it’s due.

2. Don’t take action :

If you are going to follow any habit on this article, let it be this one. The big ideas that you have, yeah leave them on your head. Tell a lot of people about them and never bring them to reality. Don’t take any action towards them.

The next time you have a great idea for a book, I want you to tell everybody about it. Get their hopes a little bit up by telling them that you’re actually going to write it. Swear that by next month (cause you have unrealistic goals) your book is going to be on every shelf. Take no action towards writing the book and when next month arrives avoid all your friends and family so that they won’t ask you about the book.

3. Blame others :

Blame others for everything. Blame the government, rich people, celebrities, your family, Mike from the coffee shop, the society, your teachers and Sydney the girl you just met. Blame everybody and everything other than yourself.

4. Complain :

Complain, complain, complain…

I cannot recommend this habit enough. Complaining is the key to being successful in ruining your life. I want you to wake up and say, “urgh!! It’s still Wednesday!! Why is the week going so slow!?” Find phrases like this to say every morning. Don’t just stop there, complain about everything. Complain about things that you can change. Don’t change them just complain about them.

5. Steal dreams :

I know this sounds difficult but I promise you it’s not. Being a dream thief is easy. All you have to do is tell everybody that their dreams are impossible. Tell them that they don’t have what it takes and that they’re absurd. Tell them that they are NEVER going to achieve their dreams, never. Make them give up on their dreams. Convince them that they can’t do it.

6. Always be frowning :

Yes I took ‘always be hustling’ and turned it into ‘always be frowning’ caused I figured hustling will set you back.

This habit is simple, just frown. Be grumpy all the time. Never smile, let alone laugh.

7. Take bad care of yourself :

Neglect your basic needs in fact neglect all your needs. Who needs needs am I right?? Make it a point that you ignore yourself. Do anything and everything in your power to endanger your health and to make your life miserable.

I hope you learnt a thing or two from this article on how to completely destroy your life.

Now it’s your turn, please comment down below on how you are planning on destroying your life. Don’t hold back, let me know your thoughts on this topic and your progress on destroying your own life.

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Thank you so much for reading now go and destroy your life.